You don't have asthma, your pregnant
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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