Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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