he wants to bone in the snuggie
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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