Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I am available for nakedness
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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