is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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