i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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