I'm drive I can fine osifer
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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