Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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