How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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