I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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