honey bunches of taint.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
As shirtless as possible
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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