Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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