She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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