i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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