South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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