How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I have already put on my inside pants.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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