she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm both gender and math confused
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