Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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