id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I love you. Go after that dick
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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