I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
