I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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