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The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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