The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
