I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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