he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
