somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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