This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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