I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm both gender and math confused
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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