Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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