Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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