I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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