quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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