I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i out mim tonsoeep
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