You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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