What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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