their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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