wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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