So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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