if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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