i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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