no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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