Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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