now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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