i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
