Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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