i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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