Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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