i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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