there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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