Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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