she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
