No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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